Fun Friday

It's Fun Friday alright!!
One of my closest friends is having twins today!!
Those two boys should be coming in any time now.
She is a little over a month early, due to complications.
Please keep them in your prayers today!!

Hope Everyone Has a Great Weekend!!

Wordless Wednesday

Two For Tuesday

I just really couldn't get into the "Two For Tuesday" so instead I have a few random questions that have been rambling around in my head........

1. Why are so many couples now having seperate beds/rooms etc? Isn't that the who purpose of getting married??

2. Has everyone seen the West Virginia Ninja? Oh my too funny.

3. How I can love a man who drives me so crazy, but at the same time makes me so utterly happy?

So what is your question for the day?

Woman with Biggest Boobs

Rated G for home viewers

Here is an unbelievable photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen.

Happy Birthday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

As some of you already know, today is my birthday.  So DH and I took most of the weekend to do some fun stuff we had been wanting to do.  So yesterday we drove three hours to here New River Bridge in WV
Unfortunately there was so much fog we couldn't see a thing, barely was able to see to cross the stinkin' thing
So we went to Hawk's Nest instead.

and we saw this

as you noticed by now it was foggy beautiful  from all the raining sunshine there was

but we did see this, which was absolutely amazing and pictures can't do it justice

when we finally made it home my bff had left me this

and of course it made me happy!!

it was my own personal cake with LOTS of icing, yum!!

I had it at midnight to only be fair.

This morning I woke up to breakfast in bed which DH was gracious enough to NOT dirty my kitchen and go to Hardee's for my favorite chicken and biscuit.

On the tray was a rose.

My favorite one, yellow with a red tip.  My Daddy started getting those for me when I was in 8th grade.

Now that he is gone, I still love them.  DH is usually good about getting me at least one for my birthday in my flowers.

When I finally got myself awake this morning, I found the other 11 roses.

We went to church and had a great service!

Then we went out and took these around home today

Hope Everyone Had a Great Weekend!

Hope you have a Great Week!!

Fun Friday

There was a brunette walking on a railroad track saying, " 22, 22, 22, 22..."

A blonde walking near-by heard the brunette. So, the blonde asked if she could join the brunette.

The brunette said sure and together they said, " 22, 22, 22, 22.."

Later on a train comes down the track. The brunette jumps off, but the blonde is not so lucky.

So, the brunette jumps back on the track after the train is gone and says, "23, 23, 23, 23..."
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Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.

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This one is for my girl Tammy over at Time Flies


One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys.

Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world.

The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land and vuala... that summer he was in Disney Land.

The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike's.

The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics.

Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn't look disabled.

The young boy replied, "I will be after my father finds out that I saved you".

Hope Everyone has a GREAT Weekend!!!

Wordless Wednesday

Thankful & Blessed

Sitting here with my carmel apple coffee looking out over our first frosty morning of the year, I started thinking about how thankful and blessed I am. I know most people like to do "Thankful Thursday" but this Sunday morning I am feeling truly Thankful & Blessed for the people and things in my life.

This morning I woke in a warm bed I was wrapped up by a loving husband, and when my feet hit the floor the room was warm, my coffee was brewing.
My next decision was only what to fix for breakfast.
Somewhere in my hometown there is someone who will wake up in the cold alone with nothing to eat, sadly most days I would take this morning for granted.

I looked out my backdoor to see a glow from my Nanna's to see God had given her to me yet another day.
This morning, someone has already lost a loved one, and I still have mine.

I have a home. Not a house, a home. There is such a difference that people don't even realize. A house is a structure.  Mine may not be grand in splendor, but I have a home that is filled with love, warmth and comfort.
Someone today is living in a big house on a hill with material things but no love to fill it. 

I have a loving family who is supportive no what my decisions. 
Today someone's family will call them names, and leave them on their own to fight their battle.

Tomorrow morning I will wake up early, go to a job that even though I hate some days and love others I have.  I will put in my 40hrs this week and come home with a paycheck.
While someone else is home without a job, struggling to survive.

I have friends who are there no matter what is going on.  Friends I can call night or day.  Friends I can confide in.  Who I can laugh with, cry with.
Someone out there has no one.  They are alone, crying, and fighting a battle they don't know if they will survive.

I have Freedom.  I live in a country where I can still worship freely.  Speak freely.  Live freely. 
I have been blessed with soldiers past like my Papaws who fought for my freedom.  I am blessed because somewhere today in another country and land there is still a soldier there fighting to protect my freedom.
He is giving his life, and family for my freedom.
While somewhere, someone is living in bondage.  

I'm being blessed by this valley I have been in for sometime now,because I know He is working on this pile of clay. Molding me and making me what I need to be.

This morning I will walk into God's house and feel His arms wrap around me with His love. I will lift my arms to him in worship. I will sing praises from my lips. I will leave feeling renewed and safe in His love.
While somewhere, someone has not met Him yet, and are dying inside.


Thank You Jesus for Your love and mercy upon me.  Thank You for the blessings I take for granted daily but You continue to pour out upon me.  Thank You for letting me know I can come to You day or night, no matter how big or little my problem or worry is.   
Thank You for one day allowing me to be baptized in Your Holy Name Jesus, and covering all my sins in Your Blood and making me Your Own.


My Love,

Have a Great Fall Day!!

The Great Hunter

The other day while looking for another picture I ran across this one and a couple others. As I shared in a previous post, DH wants to hunt everything this year. Muzzle loader season comes in Saturday and is only a couple of days, so he has opted out of court days and Preston this year so he can hunt. Below is a picture from his last hunting expedition. As you can see, he might not be a great hunter, but has managed to get a nice picture of himself having lunch. He might not have deer roast, but he can have a roast beef sandwich, lol.

Ramblings

Random Ramblings going on in this head of mine today........

Why does Garth keep "coming out of retirement"?? Why not just say "hey, I'm burnt out, I'm taking a break"??

I feel like this song today, "Square One", Tom Petty.

I feel stuck in a time warp today.

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong time period.

I waited 4yrs on something that never happened.

L'Apputamento has always pulled at something deep inside me every time I hear it even before I knew the translation.

I use to believe in fairytales and the whole works. Now I know they exisist but you to work for it.

I could really drink 2 frapps a day and not feel quilty.

In March when I contacted someone did something so totally out of  my comfort zone the blue it turned my life upside down, and 7 months later my life has been brought back to square one, now the slate is clean.

How people are so much like the wordless wednesday pic. There is life all around them but the feel dead on the inside.

Wondering if it's going to be unbearably cold this weekend for court days.

Do I give enough, do enough, love enough?

What was that 6yr old in Colorado thinking today?

Will we actually see snow Saturday?

I'm happy dreading DH being gone for my birthday for a week with work, without me.

I still love Conway Twitty songs even though I realized he's basically romanticizing the one night stand thing.

What has been with me and blogging lately?  I can't seem to remember to do it.



What was your random thoughts or confessions of today?

Wordless Wednesday

Should've been Tuesday's post

This pic is one of many that was sent to me via email. It was about "office fridge notes". There were several there that fit me, so for "Two for Tuesday" here are two.
Yes, my OCD set in and would not let me NOT post Tuesday's blog. =)
issues discussed below if curious.

Ok, so I have no idea what is going on with my blog. I want to post stuff and it won't let me?? This should've been Tuesday's blog but now it's Wednesday's blog. I feel frustrated. It must be my OCD kicking in.

Enjoy!!

Tennessee Trips

As you already know, DH and I have been spending the last two 4 days weekends in TN. I think it has become our second home. Seriously, I think I could be a waitress down there at Old Mill and live happily ever after.

We were able to do some cool stuff, and RELAX which was much needed.
Here are some pictures from our trip.
(Trip 1 was with my BFF and her Hubby) (Trip 2 was a work trip)

Trip #1
Brandi & Me

Jason & Graycen


Favorite Place To EaT, YUM! Old Mill
Ok, so DH didn't make this trip I guess, because I came back with no pictures of him. I know Brandi had taken a few, but I haven't got them yet. We didn't have too many photo ops being it rained non-stop while we were there pretty much.

Trip #2
DH did make this trip, but he closed his eyes in ALL the pics, so I only posted one of him. Yes, he is the guy with his eyes closed : )
Here is the only one of him with his eyes not closed. We are on our way up.

Great pic eh? Yeah, it was early Sunday morning and we got the wild hair to go to Clingmans Dome. It might have been 60 degrees at the Pigeon Forge, but I'm guessing it was barely above 36 there. No jackets, nothing. We scrounged around to find some wind breakers. We are dressed in layers of them here, lol.

Our friend from work Chris

Clingmans Dome

Friday Fun, 29 Lines That Make You Laugh

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Wordless Wednesday

Point of Ponder

"Have you noticed...anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster an you is a maniac?" -George Carlin

Disorder In Court

American Courts' and the things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr.. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
W ITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Fun Friday

For "Fun Friday" I thought I would put some funny pick up lines out there, Enjoy!!


A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.


Have a Great Weekend!!!

Work Weekend

It is a "work/play" weekend for me. We have just got to the cabin and settled in. I'm barely functional at this time. I'm glad I didn't drive, we would've never made it.
Tomorrow I will try to get some pictures on here of where we are staying. The men will be busy in class, and I will have some down time. Hopefully then I will be able to get my blog award up!! Yeah!! Thank You so much Tammy for thinking of me!
Hope everyone is having a good week!!