"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~~Wisdom from Dr. Seuss:

11.20.2009

Fun Friday

Beware of that Underwear Dust!!



One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'


His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

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5 comments:

♥georgie♥ said...

Maria that is hysterical!!! and i needed a giggle today Thank You!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

love it......

tammy said...

Hee hee!!

Marie said...

Haha! Too funny! Thanks for commenting on my blog!!

Pedaling said...

Oh, get 'em where it hurts....;)