Sick Sick Sick Sick

I'm still here.  Barely.
I have a horrible sinus infection.  (I hope)
My ears hurt, my head hurts, my throat hurts, my chest hurts
actually I think I hurt all over this morning.
I can't focus, I can't read, and I can't type, lol.

Will return the home front soonnnnnnnn!!!!!

Fabulous Fun Friday

My Artistic Talent

Let me just say my artistic talent doesn't run too deep but is very creative. 

Our poor friend Chris

from work turned 40 today. 

He is a great guy all around and can take a good joke.

I think he was "confused" by the time he arrived at work.

He mentioned people had been "honking" at him all the way to work

(a 30min commute) and he didn't know why.  When he got in the parking lot

he stopped and looked the company car over, there he found a neon green note on the back reading:

"HONK LOUD!

I'M PROUD!!

I'M 40 TODAY!!!"

***looking around innocently***

Seriously I'm not completely sure on how that got there.

Soooooooooooooo................

I decided to try my "artistic talent" out on him for his birthday by

let's say "redecorating" his office as so

with several weeks worth of papers and one HUGE black garbage bag full of shredded paper

my "redecorating come to an end.  I just don't think it's my thing, do you?

I don't think he was too crazy about the new  pictures I hung.

They were life size and then some of himself.

One was in his office window at the front of our building

the other at the employee entrance.  I just wanted EVERYONE to have a chance at wishing him

HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!!!

My "Artistic Talent" was soooo popular that we had tons of Paparazzi.

This is a picture of him trying to get out of the building today

Hopefully the homemade biscuits with gravy and red velvet cake made up for my errors.

HAPPY 40TH CHRIS!!

Wordless Wednesday

True Redneck Christmas!!

A TRUE REDNECK!

Now, I have seen my share of redneck examples.

Some stupid... some funny.

But this one... ok... I have to admit it.

This Person is One True

Deep-Down-to-the-Core Certified………

REDNECK!!!

I'm Sorry

Yes, I have to say, "I'm Sorry".  I was doing so well posting everyday and well I got busy, imagine that.
I was telling DH on the way home today from work (yes, we worked today, Saturday finishing up inventory at work) that I hadn't blogged in over a week.  He didn't believe me.  I told him the only time I actually had time to was Monday and Tuesday, we actually got home before 6:30 but I spent my evenings with him since I knew we would be tied up with physical inventory at work the rest of the week. (And I had basically left him on his own since last Wednesday with Thanksgiving/Shopping/Poppy & WWI).
Thanksgiving well, how do you learn to enjoy it when you do so much preperation and cooking???
The in-laws I was blessed with only 1 true day with them.  They left at 3 that day.  They were not happy that I didn't stay home Friday to entertain them I guess.  DH said his Dad mentioned Betty thought I was mad. 
Whatever.  I wasn't.  I just didn't want to be  here, lol.  This coming from a lady who the last winter when we were up there left me at a Kohl's for 3hrs.  (long story).  Anyways, oh yeah, inventory.  We are finished.  I think.  Hopefully I will be back to my normal bloggy self.
I got a great deal on a tree at Kohl's,  (did I mention it's one of my favorite places?) it was a $199 tree that was on one of those "special hours" sales for 67.99 which in it's self was a great deal, but I had a 15% off card AND $10 Kohl's cash from my last purchase.  My tree was under $50 and is a pre-lit!! 
It's even up.  Not decorated, but up.  It's a start.
We had snow this morning and I was HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!!
It is 26 here now and my toes are ice cubes, but I'm still happy.

Ok, now I am halfway caught up on some of my "blog reading" and I am gonna go lay on the couch with a big cup of hot cocoa and watch "White Christmas".

Oh yeah, what is the deal with Tiger Woods??  I'm just curious how stupid he REALLY is.